E. All of the above?

I was entertaining myself at sheppardsoftware.com (one of my all-time favorite websites ever) taking vocabulary quizzes [because I'm a dork]. I was especially amused by the following question:

A cynic is someone who:

A. Rates movies and books
B. Mistrusts people's motives
C. Offers unwanted advice
D. is grumpy

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