My mailbox should runneth over
I think everyone should send me a thank you note for the good weather this weekend.
Because I have come to the conclusion that I actually DO make the weather.
I've noticed that every weekend I DON'T work is cold and gross. And every weekend I DO work is beautiful.
This is obviously not a coincidence.
Also, consider the fact that I got new ski gear for Christmas this year, which resulted in an abnormal lack of snow all winter. That's some pretty conclusive evidence of my weather-making capabilities.
If only I could figure out a way to harness this power for good, instead of evil.
Because I have come to the conclusion that I actually DO make the weather.
I've noticed that every weekend I DON'T work is cold and gross. And every weekend I DO work is beautiful.
This is obviously not a coincidence.
Also, consider the fact that I got new ski gear for Christmas this year, which resulted in an abnormal lack of snow all winter. That's some pretty conclusive evidence of my weather-making capabilities.
If only I could figure out a way to harness this power for good, instead of evil.
posted by Flamingo Jones at 5/20/2006 08:13:00 AM
1 Comments:
Hey, don't hog all the good weather! Send some my way ... Its been raining where I live all weekend :(
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