Ick.
I killed an animal with my car, driving home tonight. It was the first time I've ever hit anything, so it freaked me out completely.
I don't know what kind of animal it was. Whatever I hit was big, but not mess-up-your-car big.
From the size of it, I've narrowed down the possibilities to:
a) dog
b) raccoon
c) badger
Even though it's the least likely possibility, I'm trying very hard to convince myself that the correct answer is c) badger.
Because badgers are mean.
Not that I necessarily want them all dead, really. If I drive by that spot tomorrow and see a dead badger, I'm not going to, like, throw a party, or anything. I'm not anti-badger. I'm just more pro-dog, I guess.
I don't know what kind of animal it was. Whatever I hit was big, but not mess-up-your-car big.
From the size of it, I've narrowed down the possibilities to:
a) dog
b) raccoon
c) badger
Even though it's the least likely possibility, I'm trying very hard to convince myself that the correct answer is c) badger.
Because badgers are mean.
Not that I necessarily want them all dead, really. If I drive by that spot tomorrow and see a dead badger, I'm not going to, like, throw a party, or anything. I'm not anti-badger. I'm just more pro-dog, I guess.
posted by Flamingo Jones at 7/26/2005 10:50:00 PM
3 Comments:
Whatever it was, it probably had a neocon outlook. Most dumb road-dwelling animals do.
I vote for Chinchilla. Somebody told me fur is dead, so it would all make sense then.
Option 2 - it was a rat. A BF rat. In which case, you are my hero.
This was bigger than a possum and it moved faster. I know my roadkill.
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