Wednesday, July 20, 2005

My bizarre thought of the day

Just to prove that I AM still thinking.

If you work in the porn industry, and your boss catches you looking at CNN.com or The Times online during your work hours, I bet you get in big trouble for NOT looking at porn.

That is all.

posted by Flamingo Jones at 7/20/2005 11:53:00 PM

8 Comments:

Blogger barn said...

And I bet that if you spend less than 15 minutes in the bathroom, it arouses the suspicion of your coworkers.

July 21, 2005 4:57 AM  
Blogger Phillip said...

do porn actors have a union? insurance? maternity leave?

July 21, 2005 8:41 AM  
Blogger jenny said...

phizz, i would think they have obligatory maternity sacking. but that's just me.

July 21, 2005 8:56 AM  
Blogger Flamingo Jones said...

I hear they get paid time off for STD treatments. Can't beat that.

July 21, 2005 9:55 AM  
Blogger Phillip said...

i get that alot, but my peepee is really tiny.

July 21, 2005 12:10 PM  
Blogger Ian McGibboney said...

I thought I was the inspiration for this post! :(

July 21, 2005 12:59 PM  
Blogger Flamingo Jones said...

Wobbleboard almost clicked my link to Mary Carey at work.

Ian cajoled me into posting the resulting joke I made up.

Like a post about porn can't have more than one catalyst? There's more than enough credit to go around.

July 21, 2005 1:13 PM  
Blogger SJ said...

hah! Thanks for the laugh.

July 22, 2005 6:31 AM  

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