Tuesday, April 18, 2006

Funniest Scariest Quote of the Day

"I hear the voices, and I read the front page and I know the speculation," the president said. "But I'm the decider, and I decide what's best."

-George Walker Bush, 43rd President of the United States of America

And what are the voices saying, Mr. President?

Are they telling you to harm yourself or others?

Because there ARE pills for that, nowadays. Knocks 'em right out.

But that's up to you.

You are the decider.


Blogger Ian McGibboney said...

Do you suppose the voices are like this chorus, all telling him the same thing? Because most schizophrenics at least have personality clashes, and Bush always seems so certain about every damn thing.

April 18, 2006 9:44 PM  

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