Monday, April 03, 2006

Damn Lies

I hate fortune cookies sometimes. They're always so painfully optimistic and vague.

You are very wealthy, but you don't know it.

Or they're not even really fortunes at all....just awkwardly phrased less familiar proverbs.

No real excellence can be separated from right living.

They piss me off. Seriously.

I'd like helpful fortune for once. Something like:

You're going to spill Diet Coke all over yourself at dinner tonight. Don't wear white.

Or at least something specific that confirms my suspicions about life:

Yeah, you do kind of suck. Sorry.

Is that so much to ask?

Stupid fortune cookies. Grrr.


Blogger Ian McGibboney said...

Can't-miss fortunes:

"You have, or are just about to eat, a fortune cookie."

"You likely have a piece of paper in your hand."

"Tonight you will read a fortune."

April 04, 2006 12:04 PM  

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