Monday, November 21, 2005

This is all I got.

It's been a bad day/weekend/week/month/year/partial decade, so this is all I got today folks:

Idiots are always good for a laugh.

BRISBANE, Australia (AP) -- A French woman who is terrified of flying admitted in an Australian court Monday that she drunkenly tried to open an airplane door mid-flight to smoke a cigarette.

2 Comments:

Blogger Ian McGibboney said...

The flight attendants should have directed her to the fuel-combustion chamber.

November 21, 2005 1:47 PM  
Anonymous Wink Dinkerson said...

I have been that woman. Except for the woman part.

As an ex-friend of Joe Camel, I can tell you that there is no greater torment and strife in the entire world than being a blackout drunk with a loaded pack of smokes and no place to fire up.

OK, there MAY be a few worse things, like rapid depressurization at 35,000 feet, falling out, war-famine-pestilence, etc., but none of them were at all important at the time.

She should have pled temporary insanity.

November 23, 2005 9:25 AM  

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