Saturday, December 24, 2005


So, a friend and I bought some t-shirts from the other day. We ordered them together so we could split the cost of shipping. He bought the classic "Sex: Do It For The Kids" shirt for his roommate, and I bought the "Without ME it's just AWESO" shirt for myself. Because I'm selfish. And awesome.


UPS delivered the shirts to me yesterday, and though my AWESO shirt kicks total ass, the invoice itself was the best gift. His roommate's shirt was listed as:


Which would totally BAGNFARB.

Merry Christmas y'all.


Blogger Ian McGibboney said...

Would Be Awesomely Gnarly Nomenclature For A Rockin' Blouse?

December 24, 2005 10:33 PM  
Blogger barn said...

Words By Awesome Girl Named Flamingo Addle Rustic Beau

December 25, 2005 10:45 AM  
Blogger Ian McGibboney said... radio station for The Artist Formerly Known as Prince, the Artimus Pyle Band featuring members of Lynyrd Skynyrd and other unnecessarily bulky names! Broadcast live from U.S. Cellular Comiskey Park Field,, Illinoise!

December 25, 2005 7:44 PM  
Blogger Ian McGibboney said...

By the way, barn, I am not rustic! That's just a stereotype that applies to everyone else in south Louisiana.

December 25, 2005 7:45 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

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December 26, 2005 1:24 PM  
Blogger Flamingo Jones said...

Oh how clever.

December 26, 2005 2:55 PM  
Anonymous humidhaney said...

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December 26, 2005 4:00 PM  
Blogger Ian McGibboney said...

Why Bother, Anonymous? Give Nothing, Fuck Around, Retch Badly.

December 26, 2005 6:14 PM  
Blogger Flamingo Jones said...

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December 26, 2005 10:58 PM  

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