Thursday, April 20, 2006

I see where you're going with this, Mr. President.

You can't fool me.

First you named John Bolton the UN Ambassador.

Now you've made Joshua Bolten your new Chief of Staff.

Now, one of three things is happening here.

A. Your memory is really bad (duh), and you're pulling a George Foreman by trying to eventually create an entire staff with the same name, so you don't have to remember anything else.

B. You have a backlog of "clever" nicknames already made up for guys named Bolton/Bolten, and you're itching to be able to use them.

And, most frightening:

C. You're trying to wear us down, so that when you eventually name Michael Bolton to the cabinet, you can sneak it by us. We'll be so used to dudes named Bolton, you think we won't notice an extra one.

But I'm on to you. So, you can just forget about THAT.

2 Comments:

Blogger Ian McGibboney said...

Yes, but can't you see the benefits of having Michael Bolton on the cabinet? He'd have no choice but to be honest:

"Mr. Bolton, what do you have to say about the effects of Medicare reform and No Child Left Behind?"

"SAID I LOVED YOU BUT I LIIIED..."

"What's going to become of top Bush officials once their tenure is over?"

"STEEL BARS WRAPPED ALL AROUND ME..."

"Mr. Bolton, sir, how has the Bush administration screwed the country?"

"COMPLEEEEEETELY!"

April 20, 2006 10:46 AM  
Blogger Kate said...

I totally didn't know about all the George Foremans! Awesome.

April 21, 2006 9:21 AM  

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