Monday, May 29, 2006

Everything I need to know, I learned from food poisoning,

I woke up last night sicker than I can remember being in a long time. It was a rough night. And a rough day. I can manage to be up and about for roughly 5 minutes before I have to collapse in an exhausted, I'm going to type fast.

The best guess as to what is currently making me wish I was dead seems to be food poisoning, or salmonella poisoning. It's....unpleasant.

I have learned a few things though:
  • When your body is trying to reject poison, you will vomit with such force that blood vessels will burst in your face, making you look like a circus freak.
  • It's entirely possible to subsist on nothing but 10 pieces of finger jello.
  • The best (but most unrecognized) feeling in the world is "not throwing up."
There are probably more, but it's about time to collapse again.


Anonymous Chuckie said...

You poor critter. Hope you are better soon.

May 29, 2006 6:03 PM  
Blogger Bananahead said...

Feel better soon ... and stay away from whatever made you sick!

May 30, 2006 5:12 PM  

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