Well, I'd say you need to break out the cigars to celebrate, but, well ...
Oh, and you're SO socially backwards. BEER is served at coffee klatches, VODKA is served at the PTA meetings, and tequila is the appropriate drink for everything else (except for Boy Scout Meetings, then it's crystal meth and Pepsi).
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Oh, you suck! But I did shake his hand once, back when Louisiana was a blue state. You're so lucky.
Yeah...THAT's something I don't hear every day.
And I still don't!
Well, I'd say you need to break out the cigars to celebrate, but, well ...
Oh, and you're SO socially backwards. BEER is served at coffee klatches, VODKA is served at the PTA meetings, and tequila is the appropriate drink for everything else (except for Boy Scout Meetings, then it's crystal meth and Pepsi).
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